Im so hot right now!

'sup Soph?

I have not been up to much really. I have been so broke and have had to spend the past 2 weekends at home... oh my cabin fever! Though I did actually have a good time this weekend, I played many hours of shithead (its a card game) I drank litres of wine, I ate amazing food, I had a really good friend come spend the weekend with me and I also watched about 7 moves. and they weren't crap!
The downside to the weekend, I shaved my legs for the first time in a couple of weeks, don't judge me I have not had them on display for quite a while, and I put on leg make-up to take away the glaring whiteness. Then the friend and I decided to go for a walk and 10 minutes into the walk my legs began to itch. the fuckers itched so badly that I was scratching holes into them. I had to try to rinse them at the worlds most shitty drinking fountain. I had German tourists taking photos of me acting like a mad woman. it must have been so confusing for them now that I think of it. Imagine two girls cupping water from a fountain giving the one girl's legs a good rubdown in the Company Gardens, one girl laughing hysterically and the other proclaiming loudly that she would like to cut her legs off or would like to try the stop drop and roll method.
The end result was me walking around with streaky legs covered in giant welts. I cant understand why I don't have a boyfriend...

aaand I'm back

Hello... Gee I really have neglected this little project... I will try to be better at this from now on, I promise. I will have more time to dedicate to this blog because I am officially trying to quit smoking. I have successfully spent 38 hours smoke free! woo! It's shit... Work is more shit without smoke breaks, I feel like a bit of a knob hanging around with my smoking gang. It is embarrassing just standing there, they look at me funny. I am sure you will also say I'm stupid to put myself in "the danger zone" but I am trying to face this challenge head on, I deserve breaks too! Tonight will be the biggest challenge, I am going out for supper and supper means wine and booze= smoking.

Oh well, maybe I'll be fine...

Otherwise I am still recovering from my awesome holiday, I went on a road trip, swam in the sea in Plett, kissed a guy who is 7 years younger than me, fell through rotten boards thus destroying my elbow, my bum, my big toes both of my knees all in front of the guy I have managed to fall in lust with and his entire family (did I mention I was in my bikini? not pretty)

As for the man I am "in lust with" he is awesome, he is British and he is the sexiest thing I have laid my eyes on in ages. He has a husky gravely voice... he can say anything to me and my knees (and other things) quiver. I told him so and spent the holiday with him whispering things like "vegetables" and "library" in my ear, it was still hot!

Well I need to get back to work now, not that I could be bothered to do anything, I am still on holiday mode.

ta ta