Im so hot right now!

'sup Soph?

I have not been up to much really. I have been so broke and have had to spend the past 2 weekends at home... oh my cabin fever! Though I did actually have a good time this weekend, I played many hours of shithead (its a card game) I drank litres of wine, I ate amazing food, I had a really good friend come spend the weekend with me and I also watched about 7 moves. and they weren't crap!
The downside to the weekend, I shaved my legs for the first time in a couple of weeks, don't judge me I have not had them on display for quite a while, and I put on leg make-up to take away the glaring whiteness. Then the friend and I decided to go for a walk and 10 minutes into the walk my legs began to itch. the fuckers itched so badly that I was scratching holes into them. I had to try to rinse them at the worlds most shitty drinking fountain. I had German tourists taking photos of me acting like a mad woman. it must have been so confusing for them now that I think of it. Imagine two girls cupping water from a fountain giving the one girl's legs a good rubdown in the Company Gardens, one girl laughing hysterically and the other proclaiming loudly that she would like to cut her legs off or would like to try the stop drop and roll method.
The end result was me walking around with streaky legs covered in giant welts. I cant understand why I don't have a boyfriend...